Chunk of plastic
So vital to our 21st life
I should be ecstatic
But I'd much rather have a knife
A variable cost
The perk isn't tangible
It's money lost
Bell is an animal without a cause
It's causing communication madness
The world's too close, don't you see
It brings my wallet sadness
But at least it's gluten free
Ladies, please, my phones getting old so it can only handle so many messages and calls at once. You'll have to just chill on the speed dial for a while.
