Got a girlfriend/boyfriend who you just can't seem to keep on lock down? Where has the trust gone in relationships today? Well worry no more! With the Google innovators on your side, you'll never have to worry about Shannon hooking up with Chris anymore because you'll be able to track her exact location and motives. Now you can get a sweet rapist van(I know you've probably always wanted one, only ever see 'em on CSI and Dexter) and totally be a latitude creeper.
I think it's time I took the battery of of my phone and melt the remainder.
